Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A man who surrenders when he’s wrong, is Honest.
A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.
A man who surrenders even if he’s Right, is a Husband.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction section is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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